Corrupt a Wish xP

The game is simple.One posts a wish and the other corrupts it before posting another wish.

Ex:
P1:I wish to be a cow
P2 Wish granted but you get killed and your meat is sold at Mcdo,I wish to wish something

So I start

I wish i couldnt die =P

Granted but then you have to watch everyone you kove pass away.

I wish I were a wolf, kinda like the girl in my avvy.

Wish Granted, but theres an army of hunters infront of u
I wish i could fly =P

Wish granted but you fly into a plane o-o

I wish I could talk to animals.

wish granted but they JUST... WONT... SHUT UP... Dx
I wish i had a monkey

Granted but then you get a facefull of what you hope is mud

I wish I had a Mountian Dew.

Wish Granted but its out of date

I Wish i had superpowers

Granted but they explode.

I wish I wasn't seemingly invisible to my schoolmates.

Wish Granted but now they all staring at you (the creepy way)

I Wish people wouldnt waste their lives (wouldnt try to kill themselves i mean)

Wish fgranted but then there is more violence (I couldn't think of anything better)

I wish that everyone could see the beauty that is in the world.

Wish granted, but humans desire to perfect everything doesnt end and results in the beauty turning to destruction
I wish People could just Quit being stupid and stop all the meaningless fighting and changes

Granted but then everyone wants to gain all the knowledge

I wish I lived on my own.

Unlocked

Since I view it as a good, quality rp.

Kukiko wrote:

Granted but then everyone wants to gain all the knowledge

I wish I lived on my own.

Granted, but then you live on a deserted island.

I wish I had a puppy~

Granted, but it poops on your carpet =P
I wish I never ran out of money

Would this work?

Granted, but you get robbed constantly
I wish I could breath underwater

yea that works lol

Wish granted, but you cant breathe out of water
I wish i had a sword =P

wish granted,But it`s plastic.

I wish I had 100 more wishes!

Wish Granted, but it turns into this game xP

I wish i wish i didnt squish that fish

Wish granted,but then the fish squished you.

I wish that my favorite anime had more episodes and was dubbed -_-"

( >=O that evil fish >=T)

Wish granted, but it gets suckier and suckier

I wish that i couldnt get hurt =P

Wish granted,but everyone you know will feel the pain for you 10 times worse.

I wish for my own room.

Wish Granted, but you just lost the rest of your house =P

I wish i had a small panda =P

Wish granted,but it has rabies.

I wish for no bad wishes XD

Wish granted, but you just ran outta wishes xD

I Wish this game ended well for once xD